I’ve gone fifteen years on this website without absorbing any information about homestuck and I’m not about to start now
(via ms-demeanor)
Definitely 6.
sometimes I think I’m putting too many sex scenes into something . and then I look at what’s happening in the world and I’m like oh yeah there’s a massive puritan shift and censorship wave happening. why on earth am I feeling guilty for writing self indulgent fanfic lmao. I think I will make the characters do it sloppy AGAIN !!!!!
(via rieha)
trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter:
Look at this polo shirt I saw today
Diversity win! Slenderman is aromantic!
🎶Aro creepypasta! Polo wearer!🎵
(via arojenniferwalters)
you cant even begin poems with “i will sodomise and facef uck you” anymore. because of woke .
Holy fuck
Catullus really was dealing with fandom antis 2000 years ago and we are still dealing with them now and they still do suck in exactly this way
rip catullus you would have hated tumblr
Are we going to talk about the fact that the translator turned it into a shape poem. Of a penis.
Fandom antis of the ages.
(via typhoidmeri)
okay im gonna hypnotize you with my ruby amulet now DONT BE WEIRD ABOUT IT. im doing this to make you betray the king. IT IS NOT A SEX THING
I think the fact that you immediately thought about clarifying it’s not a sex thing kinda makes it sound like it is a sex thing.
FOOL. i would be using my sex amulet for that
had to draw this
(via anais-ninja-bitch)
do you wanna be a mindless pet for someone’s sexual pleasure, or do you wanna be found so useful for just existing that you can never be discarded again
do you wanna be degraded for someone’s sexual satisfaction, or do you want transcendent freedom from the endless, impossible task of proving you have worth
to clarify, it’s awesome to satisfy emotional needs through kink and sex. practicing how to feel liberation from agonizing internalized hatred via intimate play is so fucking cool. never give up i love you stay safe
(via jester-nonconforming)
i may have my father’s worst traits but i am more ethical & virtuous with them than him
(via nohkalikai)
“I used to be in a band. Some people liked us, some people hated us, and some people thought that we were OK.”
“Escalators don’t break down. They jus turn into stairs. Sorry for the convenience.”
“I used to do drugs. I still do but I used to, too.”
“I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store, oftentimes I will drop it so that is achieves its maximum flavor potential.”
Changing the relationship status to “Stalemate”
Changing the relationship status to “Uneasy truce”
Changing the relationship status to “Mutually assured destruction”
(via twospoony)
“This is Jaska. He is here for a moment, before disappearing forever. You and Jaska have this in common.”
(via yokyopeli)








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